Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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