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love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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