look no pants
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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