he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
