i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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