Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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