Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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