just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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