i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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