The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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