I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Pooping to opera.
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