Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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