: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i think my cat just said my name.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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