Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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