where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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