Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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