Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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