Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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