Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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