are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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