Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Randomize
