just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Every concussion has its silver lining
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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