Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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