I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
wrigley field is MILF paradise
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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