Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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