I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
