Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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