when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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