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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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