I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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