what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
