I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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