he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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