honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Randomize
