Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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