whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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