So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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