is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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