I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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