Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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