You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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