it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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