is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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