It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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