So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I'm at about main and main street
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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