And the cops told us we were all naked.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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