Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
what day is it and did you see me today?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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