ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
