I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
