Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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